Sunday, September 20

What do you call cheese that's not yours?


NA-CHO CHEESE!

What do you call a person that puts poison in a person's cornflakes?
A cereal killer.

Why don't African animals play games?
There are too many cheetas.

Why did the house go to the doctor?
It had window pains.

What is round and really violent?
A vicious circle.

If you drop a yellow hat in the red sea, what does it become?
Wet.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

'Deja Moo': The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that:
You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

3 comments:

Court said...

What do you call a fish without an eye?

FSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie said...

Oh that's good...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

jb said...

What do you call a lesbain with two sides?

My Ex if she could pick a side. Hope things are good with you. Wanted to stop in and tell you I'm still alive and kicking. Sorry I'm not good with jokes.

huggs
jbxo